Processing Time: 10-15 Business Days*
Booked for the Afterlife | Feral Hoe Embroidered Dark Bookish Shirt
Booked for the Afterlife | Feral Hoe Embroidered Dark Bookish Shirt
Description
At first glance? FUNERAL HOME.
Look again? FERAL HOE. 🖤
This embroidered shirt hides a very different message in plain sight. The full design reads FUNERAL HOME, but the contrasting white embroidery pulls out the letters FERAL HOE—making it equal parts dark humor, spooky season, and delightfully inappropriate.
It's perfect for Halloween without being so Halloween-specific that you have to retire it November 1st. Dark romance reader? Gothic girl? Generally a little feral? It works.
This design comes exactly as pictured, including the black shirt and black-and-white embroidery, because the contrasting thread colors are what create the hidden phrase.
Details:
- Adult sizes S–3X
- Shirt color comes as pictured
- Thread colors come as pictured
- Professionally embroidered
- Full design visually reads FUNERAL HOME
- Contrasting white letters spell FERAL HOE
- Design and placement remain exactly as shown
- No color customization available
Perfect For
Halloween, spooky season, dark humor lovers, gothic style, dark romance readers, horror fans, Halloween parties, bookish events, or anyone who considers feral hoe less of an insult and more of a seasonal identity.
Keywords
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
All embroidery should be hand washed using no fabric softener and laid flat to dry for best results and longevity of garments. Lace items are spot clean only. Graphic tees should be washed inside out in cold water and low tumble dry.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
Our processing time for orders with 9 pieces or less is 10-15 business days, orders with 10+ pieces is 20-25 business days.
Due to the custom made nature of these items we do not accept returns unless we have made an error when processing your order or there is a defect in your garment. We do require that errors and defects be reported within 48 hours of delivery of your package.